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Chicken in the Freezer Tee

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Designed with childhood summer trauma in mind, this t-shirt brings back all the feelings of rushing to thaw the chicken you forgot to take out of the freezer that morning.

We can already feel the sweat dripping down your back as you hear that front door open.

What's the Stitch

This shirt, the 1801GD, was manufactured, from start to finish, in the USA by Los Angeles Apparel. The cotton is grown and spun in South Carolina and then weaved with state of art knitting techniques, in Los Angeles, CA. Every shirt sewn is reviewed for quality and integrity by a couturier with at least 20 years of experience (fancy right)?

All workers are paid a living wage and the most stringent of environmental policies are in place for the entire manufacturing process.

It features a high crewneck (not turtleneck), garment dye for that 90's appeal, and is made from 100% shrink-free, 18" yarn cotton because belly shirts should always be optional.

PS: 18" yarn just means that quality is amazing as heck).

Care for your Wear
  • If you bought a piece with some rad screen printing on it, turn the garment inside out, wash it in cold water and on a gentle cycle. Don't abuse the durability of the print and garment the first week you've had it.
  • Try to use eco-friendly detergents because they are better for Mother Earth and will still get the sweat stink of the armpit areas and the great down under.