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  • Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Black Crewneck
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Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Crewneck

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Sometimes a hood can feel a bit like a cape and if capes aren’t your thing, you can still save lives with Thick Thighs in our crewneck

Our gender non-conforming Midweight Pigment Dyed Crewneck has individual and unique vintage character that is accomplished during the garment dying process. Made with ultra soft cotton/polyester blend fleece, these garments are as comfortable as they are eye-catching. The premium ring-spun cotton is smooth and provides a stable fabric surface for the Thick Thigh Rescue Squad Emblem. Completed with quality construction, jersey-lined hood, sewn eyelets, and 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband in a standard all-gender fit.

NOTE: Image is a mock-up to show where the design is located on the garment. Design is screen printed with the highest quality and appears near-identical to mock-up, but image will not appear flat when the hoodie is worn on an individual with breasts.

What's the Stitch

- 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
- Ring spun cotton
- 100% cotton 30 singles face yarn
- Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- Twill neck tape
- 1 x 1 ribbing at neck, cuffs and waistband
- Standard fit

Care for your Wear
  • If you bought a piece with some rad screen printing on it, turn the garment inside out, wash it in cold water and on a gentle cycle. Don't abuse the durability of the print and garment the first week you've had it.
  • Try to use eco-friendly detergents because they are better for Mother Earth and will still get the sweat stink of the armpit areas and the great down under.